March 2008
37 posts
“It’s a little tricky, because you’re in the tent and you can hear...”
– Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords (at the Bonaroo Music Festival)
WatchOptical Illusion Walkthrough
College Humor
jakehurwitz:
rickyv: “It’s truly awesome how in recent years, CollegeHumor has birthed its own stable of talent. If the Internet’s not buzzing about the CH founders, it’s talking about you guys or the Prank War or Moberg or the latest video on CHTV. CH/CV is creating and defining our collective web experience as well as our culture in a number of different ways. Has that been the business...
WatchJon Lajole is awesome. His name sounds best with a french accent.
WatchThe movie, “A Guy Thing”. (Note: PG-13) This is the full movie so you probably aren’t going to sit down for two hours and watch it but if you ever had the time you should seriously watch it. The movies are an awesome part of the hulu service. I’ve seen three movies on there that are now in my top 20 movies.
Anyway, I learned one very important thing from this movie:...
WatchJohn Stamos and Linda Cardellini are the best. I can’t wait for the good TV shows to come back in April.
“I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen.”
– Bender
WatchWill Ferrell.
Ya, I'm fine.
Robert: howya doin?
Me: whadya mean?
Robert: inya life nowadays
Me: ya'd think i'd be doin betta
Robert: y?
Me: I was just trying to work ya into it again. I'm fine.
WatchJudd Apatow and Apatow Veterans James Franco and Seth Rogen in “Pineapple Express”.
I can’t say enough about Judd Apatow. There’s something to be said about keeping a group of the same talented guys working together over time. There isn’t enough of this going on in the movie business. The wonder of television is the same guys together week after week, and...
“We were eating dinner and he says, ‘So, if comedy doesn’t work out,...”
– Demetri Martin What’s a ‘plan B’, anyways? - Syntribune
Draft in Review
“Baltimore Browncoats”
Round Pick Player Position 1. (6) David Wright 3B 2. (15) Jake Peavy SP 3. (26) Erik Bedard SP 4. (35) Álex Ríos OF 5. (46) J.J. Putz RP 6. (55) Nick Markakis OF 7. (66) Corey Hart OF 8. (75) Dan Uggla 2B 9. (86) Kenji Johjima C 10. (95) J.J. Hardy SS 11. (106) James Shields SP ...
“I use this product called, ‘I can’t believe it’s not...”
– Demetri Martin
“Take that, people who take stuff seriously!”
– Craig Ferguson (The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)
WatchThis was my favorite SNL skit in a while.
Oh, by the way, hulu is awesome. It might not be up to all the hype but that doesn’t mean it isn’t great.
“[Heidi Klum] is married to Seal. I think she met him when she was out clubbing.”
– Craig Ferguson (The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson) You might have to let this one sink in.
Flash Game Reviews
I like doing game reviews, but because I don’t buy games very often, I decided I wanted to do reviews of Flash Games. (They are more and more in-depth than ever, and many can no longer be classified as ‘casual games’.) Around that time, ArmorGames.com opened up a comment merit system. This gives the users twenty five user points for a very good comment on a game, and it makes...
“Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.”
– Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)
Photography
I’ve always thought I’ve had a knack for photography, but recently I’ve been thinking about getting into it more seriously.
I’ve been influenced not only by good photography, but also bad photography. In my opinion, you remember timeless moments in your mind as perfect, and when a photo doesn’t capture it as perfectly as you picture it, it’s just not as...
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude (Lebowski): No, you're not wrong, Walter.
Walter: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong; you're just an asshole.
“On behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth. I now present...”
– The Mayor of New-New York (Futurama - Matt Groening) I wish all awards could be taken away after it becomes apparent the recipient is a jackass.
Some Real Shit pt. 1
Let’s talk about real shit. For instance, here’s some real shit about me: I once came to a crossroads in my life just like you right now. I’m always coming to fucking crossroads, but I’m prepared. I bring my ‘nocs. Where are your ‘nocs? True story: I was once like you, then I grew a brain, a dick, and a heart. - The Professor Brothers WARNING: Here comes a rant...
Watch“Allerd Fishbein’s in Love” by Danny Greenfield. I found this cruising IMDB and looking into all the actors of “Freaks and Geeks”, pretty much the second best one season show ever. (Second best show ever as well. (Second to “Firefly”(Both cancelled by Fox(Yes, I’m trying to say something with all these parentheticals.))))
This short film stars John...